I am not trying to kill myself. I seriously have the worst cramps ever and took all this shit. Then I found out I was allergic to naproxen so I had to take a Claritin. I also need to wake up early but am hyped up on caffeine to get me through the day, so I took a Unisom.
I probably should do what men do: nothing. Just sit there and be all manly and flex and don't even use Neosporin or a bandaid when they're bleeding.
HAHAHA, if only your uterus fell out every 3 weeks for days on end!
Think happy thoughts, me and Zack here some time last month:
Love,
Thi